None of them now talk to me.
On my latest summer holiday I thought I'd pick up a magazine to read on the plane. A quick look through them in the shop told me they hadn't changed in 20 years. Still as irrelevant to me - in fact more so!
And I wonder whether there's a huge gap in the market here? Are there loads of people like? Or am I just really weird? You be the judge. I'll tell you why I don't like them...