Sunday, 3 April 2016
Amazing! The new magazine for 7+ readers that teaches the curriculum in a Horrible Histories style! Plus Give-away!
Wednesday, 23 March 2016
|Is spelling a lost art?|
Why can't she spell?
The words I've seen adults ask for help with include; 'communicate', 'relationship', and 'development'.
I must admit to being shocked. I have always assumed, possibly naively, that everyone that's gone through the school system and is working in a pretty good job can read and write, and when I say write, I also mean spell.
Remember in school when there was a weekly spelling test alongside the weekly times-table test? My daughters now come home with pretty much the same homework as I did 35 years ago... Spellings and Tables.
The theory is presumably that if you know your tables off by heart, other mental arithmetic is invariably easier and you'll find passing tests, counting change (when using cash on those rare occasions these days) and working out how much you'll pay back in interest if you borrow money for a car, an awful lot more manageable. And let's be honest; when someone calculates something in their heads quickly we are all impressed.
They are that little bit sexier as a result. Or is that just me?
Sunday, 21 February 2016
Friday, 19 February 2016
How did they grow up so fast?!
Are you feeling like this at the moment? Like it's only a few precious moments ago that you had all these plans and ideas about how their childhood would be, and suddenly they are asking for their own phone and applying to secondary school and couldn't give a toss about the cookie baking idea you had.
Yesterday my daughter was listening to my iPod on random shuffle and came across a song she called "Sister Add It". It turns out it was Five Star's classic "System Addict". When I mentioned it to my husband and had the nerve to say I'm showing her some great retro tunes he replied, "Five Star isn't retro; it's ancient!"
Oh good grief!
It's less that the children have grown up. It's more that I seem to have missed the passing of the years and am suddenly a decade older.
I turned 41 this year. I feel 21 still. I'm definitely aiming to increase my flexibility this year in dance class and get down into those 'splits'. So I'll be lying to my body from now on. I'll be insisting that it responds exactly as it did at 21, whether it likes it or not.
I'm sure my knees will be delighted with the news!
What lies do you tell yourself in an effort to feel younger?
Thursday, 18 September 2014
It's 2am. Baby has been crying, on and off, all night. You know that a walk in the buggy has a good chance of sending baby off to sleep. Baby is screaming now; completely over tired. You've changed the nappy. Your baby refuses any more milk. He's been winded for hours. The walk in the buggy is your last option.
But you are in your pjamas and slippers. The perplexing quesion of the day is: Do you get dressed?
Would you bother to swap slippers for trainers? Would you whip off the PJs and throw on some jeans and a T-Shirt? Would you throw on just a dressing gown, or a coat?
And, in a world that has somehow managed to convince the fashion buying public that a onesie is a fashion statement and not (what it actually is) a large baby-grow; does it frankly matter which of the above you pick since we are used to seeing people in outfits that look like sleepwear anyway?