My younger daughter is now 3 years old. I envy the things that she gets away with saying."You've got a big tummy mummy. Like Mr Greedy!" Gee, thanks love. And no; I'm not pregnant, just suffering from post holiday weight gain. Thanks for reminding me.
"Our cousin can stand up to do his wee wee. I can do that too."
"No dear, you can't.... No. Sit down please dear." Starts to panic "Really, love, sit down! You've got nothing to aim with!" How did I further explain this? "You know the water squirters we played with on holiday, that you can point and aim at whoever you want to splash? Well your cousin has a willy that he can point and aim with. But you don't. If you try and do it standing up, it'll just run down your legs." Her response? "That's not fair! I want one"
"Dog's aren't pets, mummy".
"Yes they are dear."
"No they're not. They are dogs."
And her current favourite jokes:
1. "What's a pirate's favourite shop? Aaaaaarrrrrrgos."
2. "What's Dora's favourite shop? Boots."
3. "What's a cow's favourite shop? Mooooooo" (No I don't get this one; but she thinks it's hilarious!)
My children make me
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